Good morning to the best family on YouTube.
Hello Blazers, NFKRZ here. How you guys doing today? Welcome to a brand new video.
Woah! Look at me.
I'm so dynamic today. Isn't this how I make my videos more entertaining, because today's video sucks *dicc*.
Yeah guys, It just needs to come out clear right now this past two weeks and this week. I'm just so fucking busy
I practically have like two exams every single fucking day.
But at the same time, I don't really want my channel to die however it is
It is pretty dead at the moment, but we're gonna fix it in the next month
hopefully... If you guys are wondering what the fuck is up with all of this
I'm sorry my hair is just not, not working today
I'm looking like an insane scientist of some sorts, but I kind of dig it.
Now since guys, I'm getting fucked in the ass by my university with no lube whatsoever,
I'm kinda, I'm kinda left out on all the internet drama and trendy topics. That's happened on the internet right now, so I cannot be
As WildSpartanz or ImAllexx as I need to be
Right anyways guys so today. I'll have a quick story time video for you, and this video is going to tell guys
How, uh, my Lil Vodka music video got me in trouble with my mom
Right anyways, so if you guys didn't know I made a music video one and a half months ago was pretty good pretty well-received
It doesn't have too much views
But, uh, I got a lot of likes everybody was really happy with it the Lil Vodka character
uh, was a big hint to say the least. Hey y'all niggas thought I was gone? I'm back bitch
and I'm gonna make more hits soon. Okay. I've been hitting the studio my man
I mean by studio - I mean in this room with this shitty bicycle in the background and recording with this
Basic ass microphone that cost like 5,000 rubles
I also have to record Lil Vodka tracks by the way when my mom is not home, otherwise
I'm getting my ass beat, and this -today by the way, I have a story how I got my ass beat.
Ok let's get to this story basically what happened is that I got snitched on pretty badly
Thing is guys
You know being a youtuber a lot of people in real life find out in some certain type of way
that you are a youtuber, uh very often I don't tell people I am because this is not
This is not like something I do in real life like, "Hey, what's up? I'm Roman nice to meet you
I have a youtube channel by the way with 500,000 subscribers, please subscribe and like and comment."
You know that is just flat-out fucking weird so not a lot of people
know I actually have any kind of YouTube channel my parents do by the way my dad is actually a big fan of my channel
Even though he doesn't know a word of English
[Laugh Track]
That's probably why to be fair however my mom has never watched a single video of mine and the first video of mine
She's ever seen is me making a parody of face saying very obscene words.
So basically, this is how I got snitched on. My mom has co-worker at her job
And she has a son whatever who's like 14 or something apparently that kid of my mom's
Coworker showed my mom's co-worker my music video from Lil Vodka
[Laughs]
You know the one in which I basically say, "She was to suck my dick because I look like Leps" in the in the
In the chorus very very obscene you know so basically that's the only fucking video that my mom's
Co-workers saw of my channel and she was like yeah
This guy's fucking terrible so basically my mom's co-worker came into my mom's fucking work
The one day and she said like,
" Hey, did you see your son's YouTube videos? Your son is kind of fucking retarded"
And so apparently that's what happened and apparently she showed my mum the video and that
Needless to say I had a very interesting talk when I came home that day
I just came home and my mom was like Roman
I need to talk to you
And you know you know when your mom says you need to talk you know your fucked so basically
She was like what the fuck. Do you make videos on YouTube you make some very very obscene very naughty stuff my man
Why do you say was like suck pee pee and fuck and you know what in Russian
[Viral Video of Mom catching her son listening to obscene music on spotify]
This is affecting your brain, it's freaking turning you into a psychotic person. The disgusting shit they're talking about fucking, sexs, sucking; and you think that's fine and that's funny?
Why'd you make such vulgar videos my son, so I had to explain to my mom that this is a parody on the rapper face
That is currently very popular in Russia
It was just fucking awkward. I mean my youtube channel is the last thing I want to discuss with my mom
And it's really fucking unfortunate that the first video my mom's ever seen on my youtube channel
Is the fucking parody music video in which I say just the most random terrible shit I could come up with okay?
So yeah guys, I guess that is pretty much it for the story today
This is a real quick video because I I really I really have no fucking time like I'm finishing up this video
And I have to go back to revising for my exams. This is how fucked up my life is at the moment
[Distorted Deep Voice]Please save me from my misery. I just put a gun to my fucking head guys
But yeah guys, I hope you enjoyed this quick little story of how Lil Vodkas get into trouble with his mom
if you guys did enjoy this video
Please make sure to smack that motherfucking like button make sure to share your stories down in the comments
How you got snitched on and as well be on the lookout for the new Lil Vodka the tracks
I'm actually going to release some Lil Vodka merchandise. *burp* Yeah, that's happening. So be on the lookout for that
So yeah guys, that is pretty much it for this video. I will see you guys in the next one
PEEEACEEEE